Hi All, we have now arrived at the part of my SWOT Analysis where we examine what possible Threats (or the T in SWOT) might inhibit me from having another 40 years of life and happiness.
To all you SWOT Analysis purists, I know that O (for Opportunity) comes before T but my birthday is tomorrow (July 24) not today so we will end on O because Opportunity is more positive then T for Threat.
Possible Threats to Living to 80 (another 40 years)
- The Apocalypse
- Being attached by Killer Bees
- Getting stuck in a time warp (though in this scenario I might live another 40 years, I just won’t experience life as I know it. I would probably be stuck in the past or something)
- Falling into quicksand
- A scenario where I didn’t leave my couch because I am too busy binge watching serialized programming on Netflix and it causes me to not eat, drink, or do anything until my end. (Who am I kidding, there is no scenario where I don’t eat).
- The Mothman
- Getting trapped in Brigadoon
- A Freaky Friday situation with one of my son gone awry where I don’t change back into my own body in the end.
- Finding the fountain of youth. In this situation, I would most definitely live another 40 years but I won’t consider myself 80, I would just call myself whatever age I decided that I was going to go back to.
- Finding a Cocoon type swimming pool which much like the fountain of youth scenario would mean that I might get another 40 years but I might not age the same way so time would be different).
Bonus Threat: Angry Sun paired with thin ozone. But this one isn’t funny because it might be real.
Come back tomorrow and find out what types of Opportunities I can explore if I am lucky enough to have another 40 years on the earth. Tomorrow is the big day!
